1. What kind of hair products do you use?

A: Whatever I can buy in bulk at the discount warehouse. I used to use this really good stuff supplied by a Capricorn hair professional, but I couldn't afford it as I go through too much "product" on a daily basis, just a shampoo and rinse.

2. Coke or Pepsi?

A: Since I was raised in the shadow of the original Dr. Pepper plant, I prefer that stuff, but Diet Coke will do in a pinch.

3. Number of candles that appeared on your last birthday cake:

A: [three]

4. Date that you regularly blow them out?

A: Nov. 28

5. Do you have any pets?

A: Wonky, Mistress of the trailer, rather large, very spoiled cat.

6. What did you get pierced?

A: Just the ears, man.

7. Any tattoos?

A: Not yet, but I'm working on a design.

8. Current residence?

A: Shady Acres Trailer Park, South Austin, Texas, US of A, Planet Earth Solar System, Milky Way Galaxy.

9. Favorite Restaurant?

A: Magnolia Cafe, South Congress Ave.

10. Ever been married?

A: Successfully, several times. Currently single and staying that way.

11. Favorite ice cream?

A: Amy's Mexican Vanilla.

12. Favorite Music?

Techno, DOR [80's terminology], Texas country & western

13. Dream car?

A: 1972 Lincoln Mark IV, white–on–white. [460 cubic inch V–8, only carries two people comfortably].

14. Ever been convicted of a crime?

A: Does a Class 3 Misdemeanor count? I beat the rap on the serious stuff, you know.

15. Favorite beverage?

A: Double Tall Latté from Jo's on South Congress, or cappuccino from Little City. Or Bouldin Creek Coffee House.

16. Favorite nickname?

A: Calgon.

1. LIVING ARRANGEMENT? Single wide travel trailer on permanent blocks in Shady Acres Trailer Park in South Austin, along the shores of the Colorado River.

2. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? Pluto Rising [mystery], The Borderlands [Texas historical fiction]

3. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? Track pad on a powerbook. Doh.

4. FAVORITE BOARD GAME? Clue?

5. FAVORITE MAGAZINE? The New Yorker

6. FAVORITE SMELL? Right before it rains.

7. FAVORITE SOUND? Sound of the river.

8. WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD? Cell Phone ringing.

9. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU HEAR WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING? Cat demanding food.

10. FAVORITE COLOR? Purple.

11. HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? 2. Three. Seven.

12. FAVORITE CHILD'S NAME? Crystal.

13. WHAT IS MOST IMPORTANT IN MY LIFE? Family and friends.

14. FAVORITE FOODS? New Mexico "Tex-Mex" [hottest in the world]

15. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? Vanilla.

16. DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST? No. Yes. Well, sometimes, sure.

17. HOW MANY PETS AND TYPE(S)? 1 cat with an attitude.

18. STORMS- COOL OR SCARY? Very cool. Especially with a good dose of lightening.

19. WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? Volkswagen.

20. IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON DEAD OR ALIVE? Kramer Wetzel

21. FAVORITE NONALCOHOLIC DRINK? Coffee

22. WHAT MONTH IS YOUR BIRTHDAY? November.

23. DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI? Yup.

24. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED WHAT WOULD IT BE? What I do right now.

25. IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR WHAT WOULD IT BE? Purple.

26. EVER BEEN IN LOVE? Daily. Several times a day, even.

27. IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? Half empty? Who are you kidding? It's almost all gone, and here we are, on the edge of draught. What are thinking? There's almost no water left all.

28. FAVORITE MOVIE? Repo Man.

29. DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS? Oh right, that's like my creative spelling.

30. WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? Storage for winter clothing.

31. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER? 1

32. FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH? Hockey. I don't get it; there are no rules. It's so weird.

33. MOST SIGNIFICANT EVENT IN YOUR LIFE? Near Death Experience[s].

34. PERSON YOU SENT THIS TO WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? You know who you are.

35. PERSON YOU SENT THIS TO WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND? Bubba.