Fishing Guide to the Stars – horoscopes &c.

“For they sleep between term and term,
And then they perceive not how Time moves.”
Shakespeare’s As You Like It [III.ii.133]

Fishing Guide to the Stars
by Kramer Wetzel
For the week starting: 2.4.2010

In Louisiana, a place close to Texas, there’s a tradition of the King Cake. Aries? Pisces? One of those signs should get the baby in the cake. It’s good luck.

Aquarius: I, personally, believe that children shouldn’t be allowed to watch too much TV. However, for the sake of illustrating what’s happening in Aquarius? Imagine a Saturday morning cartoon, from the good, old days.

Cartoon character. A caricature of an anvil drops from on high. If this cartoon followed the plot, that anvil should have an impact on the character. Since it was cartoon physics, no real injury would occur other than little birds and stars swimming around the character’s head.

As I correlated your chart, though, I was getting a slightly different version of the this cartoon. Yes, you’re there. Yes, the anvil drops. Stand still. First off, if it really did land on your (cartoon) head, there would be no permanent damage, cartoon physics and all. However, the way it looks to me? Just stand there. The anvil misses you.

Pisces: It’s all about guilty little pleasures. In my favorite example, this week, I was listening to a CD. Really, it’s pair of CDs, a “Rock Opera.” Quadrophenia by The Who. This is that material that falls between selling out to TV and after critical acclaim. The movie derived from the CD set, really it was an album first, but the movie? Starred a very young Sting. Before the Police.
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