Weekly Video: the Mars Minute and Pisces

by kramerw on February 21, 2012

Mars Minute

The weekly video, in color and recorded live, in Port Aransas, TX… the Mars Minute and Pisces…
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Fishing Guide to the Stars Horoscopes starting 2.16.2012

by Kramer Wetzel on February 15, 2012

“To see sad sights moves more than hear them told.”
Shakespeare’s “The Rape of Lucrece” (1324)

Mars Minute
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astrofish.net Aquarius: There’s an exercise I try and use on my clients, especially in personal readings. “Give me a BLUE SKY scenario.” Dream the dream, dream big. Think large. Pick three aspects about your life that you don’t like. I don’t mean broad stuff like “career,” I mean more pointed material like “If I could just drop those pesky, last five pounds…” The five pounds, that’s a target that I’m talking about.

“I want a job where I get to be more creative, tap into my true potential as an artist…” Again, a nice, pointed, and specific target. That’s what I want. List three. Now. I’ll wait.

Back again? I need you to be more specific on those three items, drill down to what the real issue is. Hard to do this in a single horoscope, as I usually talk this through in a reading, but here’s the deal, out of those three, look at your list again, you’ll find that there is one that you can take immediate action on, this weekend. Now, even. Of the three, pick one and start. Soon. Soon means “before Kramer’s next horoscope.” Can’t complain if you don’t take some kind of Aquarius action. List three, hit one item. This week, the next seven days.

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astrofish.net Pisces: Next week, like, right after the big, fake romance holiday? Soon as that’s over, just as it’s time to sweep up the shattered pieces of hearts, as soon as the weekend is over, then Pisces starts, in earnest. That’s good, no? Yes, it is good. There’s a host of minor planetary activity moving into Pisces. Now, let us put this to good use.
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Happy St. Valentine’s Day

by Kramer Wetzel on February 14, 2012

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The weekly video, in color and recorded live, in San Antonio, TX…. with some information about, maybe, what to look forward to…
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Horoscopes by Fishing Guide to the Stars starting 2.9.2012

by Kramer Wetzel on February 8, 2012

“Our wills and fates do so run contrary run
That our devices still are overthrown.”
Shakespeare’s Hamlet, Prince of Denmark [III.ii.159-60]

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astrofish.net Aquarius: Here’s a fine happy birthday to you, too, my little Aquarius friends. It’s about confusion. Although, officially, Neptune has switched into another sign, there’s sense that the confusion is still there. You still seem a little dazed. Not like, you know, totally out of it, man, but you, like, ah, uhm, you know, just a little confused. No, not confused, just unsure. Not unsure, but left wondering, is it this, or is that the one, over there? No, this is it. I’m sure. No, I’m not so sure. It’s this, see, it’s like,, there’s sort of, I don’t want to say it, but there’s an inability to communicate, unable to choose. Not that it’s bad but being indecisive isn’t real, like, you know, isn’t Aquarius-like. Maybe it’s something else in the chart, like, you know? Sure, man, whatever you want to think. It’s not something else in your chart, it’s a simple amount of indecision. Not a problem. Making the right decision can wait. It can wait, can’t it? Sure, I think. Maybe.

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Pisces: A banana is not really a fruit. Its proper taxonomy is herb. Oddly enough, for a fruit that isn’t really a fruit? More tons of bananas are consumed than the tonnage of consumed apples and oranges combined. These are either strange facts that are nothing more than mundane trivia, or there’s a point about the facts.
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Video Notation, a little early…

02.06.2012

The weekly video, in color and recorded live, in Port Aransas, TX…. with some information about, maybe, what to look forward to…

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Fishing Guide to the Stars starting 2.2.2012

02.01.2012

“O, where is faith? O, where is loyalty?” Shakespeare’s Henry VI, part ii [V.i.166] O, faith, where is Neptune? (Neptune enters Pisces.) Celebrate with the Valentine’s Special, now in the online shop. Aquarius: There’s a beautiful kind of clarity that arrives later this week. The single issue of the moment, though, isn’t the clarity, it’s [...]

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Weekly Astrological Preview

01.31.2012

(Original image is here) The weekly video, in color and recorded live, in Austin, TX…. with some information about, maybe, what to look forward to…

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Fishing Guide to the Stars starting 1.26.2012

01.25.2012

“Silence is the perfect herald of joy.” Shakespeare’s Much Ado About Nothing [II.i.303] (source image) Aquarius: Happy Birthday to that one Aquarius! For the rest of us, we’ve got a good, if somewhat lopsided week ahead. Good, as there’s a sweet spot approaching , a time when the illusions will be gradually dissolve, and the [...]

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Quick Weekly Update and Preview

01.24.2012

The weekly video, in color and recorded live, in El Paso, TX…. with some information about, maybe, what to look forward to…

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Fishing Guide to the Stars starting 1.19.2012

01.18.2012

“I fear, too early: for my mind misgives  Some consequence yet hanging in the stars  Shall bitterly begin his fearful date With this night’s revels and expire the term Of a despised life closed in my breast By some vile forfeit of untimely death. But He, that hath the steerage of my course, Direct my [...]

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