Safety Guidelines
- Don’t add to the population.
- Don’t subtract from the population.
- Don’t go to jail.
- Don’t appear in any breaking news.
- Don’t cause any breaking news.
- Don’t wind up in the emergency room.
- Don’t text your ex.
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