1. Wash hands before handling these horoscopes
2. Keep refrigerated until used
3. Make sure horoscopes are cooked all the way through
4. Check the fine print for further instructions
Unrelated Goodness:
From a commencement address….
Safe Handling Requirements
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5. Eat with your fingers. If God had intended you to eat with your fingers, you would have been born with them.
6. Lick your plate when you’re done.