runtime: 12/2001
to: astrofish.net list
from: kramer
subject: Dec. News
“Distribution should undo excess,
And each man have enough.”
Shakespeare’s King Lear [IV.i.72>
Astrological overview: Mars goes into Pisces this month, and there’s a pair of eclipses, too. For us Sagittarius types, and by extension, all the mutable signs [Gemini – Virgo – Sagittarius – Pisces>, the first eclipse will have a little ripple in a our smooth sailing for the holidays. Then, just in time for New Year’s Eve, there’s another eclipse thing, sort of wrapping up the year. But what’s it all mean?
Aries: Slow down, take a deep breath. How’s that jingle go, about “Checking his list twice?” That’s the right idea. I know you’ve been a good Aries, but there’s a still a hint that something feels like it’s missing. It’s time for a quick review of certain events from the last year, and do this real Aries-like: quick. None of the last year requires an in-depth analysis, but there’s a hint, a suggestion, some hidden information that is worth going back over. Check your list of projects, maybe consider putting that outboard motor back together, the one you started to take apart last year.
Taurus: You can turn your wonderful, Taurus attention to whatever it is that matters to you the most. That old relationship arena looks like it’s heating up just fine. Now, I’m of a mind to suggest that relationships are a lot like beef brisket. Slow-cooked, take your time, let that thing simmer on the coals of the BBQ pit of love for as long as you can stand it. The pervasive aroma fills the house. It sure is tempting right now. But the best BBQ cooks know, the longer you let that simmer, the better it gets.
Gemini: Mars goes from being nice to you to a place where he’s more direct in his actions. I’d watch out for outright confrontations during the latter part of the month. No need to ruin a good holiday period with a stupid little spat. No need to let old family baggage cause new problems. It’s just Mars, not your Mom, pushing the buttons.
Cancer: Before the end of this calendar year, there will be a moment of triumph for Cancer. That’s just pretty simple. No two ways about it. Some issue, some problem, something you’ve been fretting over for the past few weeks, months, even for a year or more, that’s coming full circle. Finally. Unfurl that brow.
Leo: Family and friends, the holidays, the good little things that happen. All the stuff going on, it happens all around you, but none of it should land in your own, Leo, backyard. And should something that you don’t want land there? Ignore it. It’s really that simple. This is supposed to be a relatively good time, so why not make the most of what you got, enjoy the holidays, and have a little fun? That’s what works best.
Virgo: When I was a mere lad, my dear, sweet mother used to implore me to take part of my Xmas holiday time, and deliver her packages around the neighborhood. You’re stuck with a similar task, for most of the month. In part, this can be fun. You get to see old friends, and there’s always a dear, sweet, kindly soul who invites you in for tea and cookies. Then there’s the problem with your own schedule, too. There might be other tasks you’d rather be working on. Do the nice thing, after all, it is the holidays, and somebody’s got to deliver those packages.
Libra: Holidays, families, parties, and the general tone of the times seems to be what everyone else is thinking about. Let’s get you to spend as much of your attention as possible working on work. I know this will not meet with any universal acclaim, but there’s a heavenly hint that work is important, you’ve got something you’ve been toiling away at for a wile, and you can wrap it up now.
Scorpio: The month builds with this slow rise, this almost imperceptible forward motion where it feels like everything is getting a little better, moment by moment. Doesn’t happen all at once, and the first week of December might not be the best time to be out buying gifts. But as the holiday gets closer and closer, that infectious holiday spirit seems to take over the Scorpio psyche, and the good times have arrived.
Sagittarius: Venus is around for the largest part of this month and that means we’re all inclined to be a little more indulgent than usual. Instead of arguing with this sort of indulgence, why not go ahead and embrace it? Good times, with a little bit of unsettling turbulence, but basically, a good time all the way around is what’s in store. The little eclipse action shakes things up some, but nothing really gets shook loose, not yet.
Capricorn: I like working backwards on a scope. So let’s start at the end of the month. It’s like fireworks, in a big way, what with the eclipse action and all. Venus figures in the that stew, too, so it’s probably a romantic sendoff to the year. Then, the middle of the month is quiet. Finally, the beginning of the month finds you with lots of vitality, but not a lot of get up and go. You have the desire to go, just, well, some days, you just can’t be bothered.
Aquarius: I’ve been in this business long enough to understand human nature, and that’s what seems to be your focus now. It has less to do with the planets, and more to do with the fact that holidays are approaching, and it’s been such an unusual year so far. As soon as Mars swings out of your sign, though, there will be a collective sigh of relief from my Aquarius friends. That’s the good news. The holiday panic, though should set in right after you heave that big sigh — but you can deal with the mild hysteria.
Pisces: Between the first of the Sagittarius eclipses, and Mars, all of ya’ll are just worked up. This doesn’t mean it’s bad, it just means you have a an extra dose of Xmas spirit, or you’re more than ready for lots of holiday parties, or some similar feeling. This is good, the trick is to make sure you fill up your schedule with activities. Yes, shopping is just such an activity. [Hint: I didn’t say “buying,” just shopping.>
(c) Kramer Wetzel, 2000, 2001
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