Profanity and Prayer

“Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.”

• Mark Twain

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Pink Cake: A Commonplace Book

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“If the newspapers are useful in overthrowing tyrants, it is only to establish a tyranny of their own.”

• James Fenimore Cooper

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New pricing, new structure, and hopefully, makes it all more clear.

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Previously, I had a myriad of shopping choices, an hourly rate, an option for website subscription, and then, links to my astrology books available.

Looking to simplify, and looking for that magic price point.

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I In a reading, what I’ll do, I start with a natal chart and give it quick run-through. First time is usually a “meet and greet,” getting aquatinted situation. If it isn’t the first time, we can jump right on in to pressing issues.

Unless otherwise directed by the client, I look at a little of who you are, the building blocks of a natal astrology chart, glance backwards at where you’ve been, then address astrology transits for current and future trends.

If there are specific questions, please have them on hand, and ask.

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How many (sign) does it take to change a light bulb?

• Aries: Just one. You want to make something of it?
• Taurus: One, but just “try” to convince them that the burned-out bulb is useless and should be thrown away
• Gemini: Two, but the job never gets done – they just keep arguing about who is supposed to do it and how it’s supposed to be done!
• Cancer: Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process.
• The Leo: Leos don’t change light bulbs, although sometimes their agent will get a Virgo to do the job for them while they’re out.
• Virgo: Approximately 1.0000000 with an error of +/- 1 millionth
• Libra: Er, two. Or maybe one. No – on second thought, make that two. Is that okay with you?
• Scorpio: That information is strictly secret and shared only with the Enlightened Ones in the Star Chamber of the Ancient Hierarchical Order.
• Sagittarius: The sun is shining, the day is young and we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you’re inside worrying about a stupid light bulb?
• Capricorn: I don’t waste my time with these childish jokes.
• Aquarius: Well, you have to remember that everything is energy, so…
• Pisces: Lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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Thoughts and Prayers

To all those husbands who told their spouses,
“I’ll get to it when I have some time…”

Shelter in place — virtually quarantine?

I’ll keep you in my prayers; stay strong, my brothers. Best of luck.

Where

“If you don’t know where you are going, you will probably end up somewhere else.”

• Lawrence J. Peter

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Pink Cake: The Quote Collection – Kramer Wetzel

Pink Cake

Pink Cake: A Commonplace Book

• ISBN-10: 1434805751
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