• Horoscopes for 3-10-2026
  “From henceforth I will, coz, and devise sports. Let me see—what think you of falling in love?”

  Rosalind in Shakespeare’s As You Like It (I.ii.6)

  Horoscopes for 3-10-2026

  3.14 — Pi Day Moon enters Pisces 3/16 6:16 PM CDT Super New Moon 3/18 8:23 PM 28° Pisces

  Horoscopes for 3-10-2026

  Pisces

  The first time I used the King Lear quote, see last week, the first time? I thought it was important. Subsequent usages, and then, taking apart the possible meaning in the play itself? Fate, the planets, the odd gods? Mercury? All that makes one question directions. Then there’s the meaning in the context of the play, and its over-arching themes. Throughout that play, the question of fate bounces off a character who makes increasingly poor choices, and then? Its full title is “The tragedy of King Lear.” I don’t want a tragic outcome for Pisces, but to keep that from happening? When the warning signs do appear, when you hear the warnings noises, and when you see the red flags of caution come out? That means slow down, stop, or even turn around. Can’t be much more clear than that: heed the cautionary tale.

  Aries

  Have we discussed gear ratios? No, seriously, Aries, this is about gear ratios. I was thinking about this in respect to an old muscle car I saw, sitting there, looking refurbished and nice, and then, I was wondering, “What kind of rear end does it have?” That notion, of the car’s rear differential, what gear set was in there, made me think about motorcycles, and I was stuck trying to recall the gear sets we used. One racetrack was wide open, high-speed, smaller numbers there? Bigger numbers on the smaller track that favored bursts of acceleration rather than maintained high velocity? I couldn’t remember. How Aries can adapt to the changes? Shift gears. This can be either literally or figuratively, maybe both. Adjust the Aries gear-set to current conditions. Need more traction, more torque, a better ability to digging yourself out of a hole, or get the jump off that starting line? Higher numbers. Need long-range, overall high speed? Lower numbers. I’m not sure, without looking, how to adjust your gear ratio, but that’s the way to make this work, new rear-rend, in the old terminology.

  Taurus

  There is always one left over. There’s always that single “chore” that Taurus shunted aside, all to avoid. There’s always a single, arduous, unpleasant, or otherwise undesirable job you’ve been putting off because, well, I get this one.

  “I don’t want to.”

  I understand that. I feel that one. I don’t want, either. But as Saturn and Neptune gradually drift apart, and then, Venus moves on her trajectory, her orbit, and the rest of this proceeds at a pedantic pace? That one you’ve been avoiding? Might want to actually do something about it. Me? I just shuffled it to the bottom of my “To-Do List.” Simple as that. I looked at the list, “Nope, don’t want to do that,” and I put it back on the bottom of this week’s material. But I’m not Taurus, and is my procrastination and avoiding the task really the best way to handle this?

  Gemini

  One of the hardest, most difficult tasks there is? Pick up the broken pieces and move forward. Gather the shards, the shattered bits, the tiniest of fragments, and some of this mess? Looks like an old fashioned dust pan and broom is what is required. If you haven’t used one lately, all I’m suggesting, dear Gemini, get ready to use one soon. It’s the individual, broken parts scattered across the floor, looks like to me, but the pieces themselves, I doubt that they can be successfully reassembled into a compete whole, but here’s an idea: mosaic. While I doubt we can completely reassemble that shattered object, and this isn’t that kind of place where we can gentle put everything back together, but from those broken bits? Shards and sharp edges? Consider a mosaic to help hold it all together.

  Cancer

  Waning Moon phase, never quite dark, but the scope of the horoscope ends with the Moon nearly dark. It’s about stopping, assessing, and collecting new data points. Looking, figuring, conniving, and plotting. Not a lot of action is recommended. There’s an ongoing lack of relief covered with some short-term, emotional disappointments, all thanks to Saturn, Neptune, and Venus. I have one buddy, not a Cancer, Moon Child, and he’ll be gripping a bottle of Irish Whiskey, “This is my emotional support bottle.” (Well, it works for him, and in the context, it’s kind of funny.) There has to be some humor in it, and the goal for this week’s Cancer components? Find that humor. Might be bleak, dark, but it is funny, no?

  The Leo

  Obviously, I was looking at the Valentine horoscopes when I chose that introductory quote. It’s never that simple, though, not in real life. Emotions and emotional reactions can’t be engineered. To a certain extent, the software has been able to manipulate our emotional states, but that’s also changing. Besides, with the current set of conditions, there’s a kind of dawning awareness you’re starting to gather, here in Leo-land. There’s a glimmer, it’s not fully in focus just yet, but there’s a chance that you’ll see more clearly, soon enough. Easiest? Put off the big decisions, unless you’re that one, special Leo who can see clearly despite Mercury in apparent retrograde motion. Even then? The rest of us might still cloud the issue. There’s light, but don’t count on it this week. Except for that one.

  Virgo

  While I can, individually, delineate the exact aspect that is causing the impact on Virgo? The general point is one of mania and manic issues. I’m not a medical doctor nor am I a trained mental health professional. I have seen a few things, though, and it isn’t my first trip around this particular block. So the terms, “mania,” and “manic?” Those aren’t technical terms, but you’ll see it, and I hope, take steps to modulate that kind of reaction to certain up and coming stimuli. It’s happening, they are pushing and pulling, poking at your Virgo psyche. The little secret to success? When it happens? Don’t react right away. You can scream inside, but on the outside, just nod your Virgo visage up and down, “Sure, I see that.”

  Libra

  Recognize a familiar pattern here? Does your Libra self see? There’s a simple way to address this, a simple solution, the first part of this is an inherent need to endlessly complicate a basic problem. Then we get a Rube Goldberg type answer, and if you’re not aware, just do a search for the term “Rube Goldberg,” an American cartoonist. While the answers, possibilities, and potentials are limitless, sometimes, the simplest answer is the best. Instead of making this complicated, let’s simplify the answers. Instead of building out complex structures that have too many dependencies? Mercury, remember? Plus Saturn, Venus — compounded with Neptune? Simple. No, simpler. Imagine you have to explain it to a six-year old.

  Scorpio

  For a point of reference, I’m a jeans guy. Not that it matters, but my preferred attire is cargo shorts or some variation thereof, and I like seeing other people in jeans. Not really the fancy jeans either, just old faded jeans. I’ve found that tells me more than anything else. The naturally occurring tears, rips, and faded spots suggest where there’s been the most wear and tear. What gets used. How the waist hangs on the hips, sometimes there’s a sway in the walk, other times, the jeans are only tight in certain places, clearly evoking a response from me. That’s my preferred attire, and what I favor on others. Part quirk, part upbringing, and mostly, learned behaviors. Here’s the hint: works for me. We are all different. We all have different aesthetics. Whatever that is? Embrace it. Now is not a good time for change, not for Scorpio. Change is a constant, but maybe not now. Slip into an old pair of jeans to get this done.

  Sagittarius

  Hard to imagine, but I could have an anger issue. It usually pops up when Mercury is Retrograde, and even then, it doesn’t really occur that often. Looking ahead by looking backwards? In other words, glancing over our Sagittarius shoulders to see where we’ve been so we can more easily figure out where we are headed? Look back over that horse’s ass, briefly note what’s happened before, and then? Look forward. Maybe don’t move yet. Moving forward, while there is a pile up in Pisces is a problem. Besides, looking ahead, there are least three divergent routes, and picking just one? Maybe we can’t see too clearly. “You are starting to piss me off,” says Sagittarius. Yeah, well, it’s Mercury, linking up with that point where the eclipse was, and then, Mars muddying the waters, and yes, it will be irritating. Getting pissed off? That’s up to us, and not the best use of this time. “There are three paths, which one should I choose?” None, at the moment. “You are really starting to piss me off.” Like I said, Sagittarius, like I said.

  Capricorn

  Passing commentary, 20, more like 25 years distant? Passing commentary then, has shaped my thinking moving forward. What works, what doesn’t work, what I’m looking for, what answers my individual needs, and what I like the most. I’ve had peculiar set of demands, desires, and drives. That peculiar set of goals, and how I like to achieve results? My choices tend to fall outside the realm of mean-standard collective-average. I’m at either end of the “bell curve,” down in the narrow section where there are few, if any (other than me). Since I deal outside of the standardized normal scope? My choices, flavors, and suggestions might also fall outside of the realm of “normal.” More than one person has suggested I wouldn’t know “normal,” if it came up and shook my hand. Probably true. With that in mind, though, looking ahead in Capricorn’s sphere of influence, there’s a call for some kind normalcy. Probably not this week.

  Aquarius

  It is not enough to have just the proper package for what you want to contain, it also requires the right adornment. I was thinking, it’s like a wrapped-up birthday present, and it doesn’t need to be just wrapped in paper of some sort, there needs to be a bow, holding it together. As a final note, there helps to be a small card, sometimes attached to the bow, or otherwise just stuck on the outside of the package with a “To: (your name)” and a “From: (some name)” so you know what is from whom. It’s more than just packaging and making it look pretty, there’s a level of function that goes with these ideas, as well. Packaging is important, but I’ve always thought that packaging should follow function. Only after the function is answered for Aquarius, then we can worry with the proper adornment. Function then fashion.

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