Kramer, Fishing Guide to the Stars

Week of: September 4 - 10

Aries [3/23-4/20]: Well, doesn't this week start out with a serious bang? I sure hope that you enjoy all the emotional turmoil you generate at the first of the week.

Just to make you fell good, though, all the havoc you wreak at the first of the week gets patched back up by the weekend. Aren't you noble?

Taurus [4/21-5/22]: for once, there is nothing really going on in your sign. That means, since you are now left to your own devices, that you will create some kind of trouble since there is nothing looming on your horizon. My, but you Taurus types can b
Gemini [5/23-6/21]: Somewhere, in THIS lifetime, you have encountered a strong, dominant male figure. You need to come to peace with person/place/thing. I mean, not all characters are people, so why does that presuppose that this character in you Get over it. There is something you have to do and the time is now.

Cancer [6/22-7/22]: I know it's not Politically Correct to quote old songs, but you probably feel like "there's a bad moon on the rise." Better yet, Cancer friend, what movie was that in? Send me the answer, a If I were a gambling person, which I am not, I would bet that Cancer's lucky numbers this week are 11, 24, 00, and 27.

These numbers are based upon the astrology chart of your next ex. Really.

Leo [7/23-8/23]: this might not be a stupendously wonderful week for you Lions. The problems have to deal with motivation. Your motivation. Actually, it isn't a problem because you don't have any.

If I had Leo editors, I could slide anything past them right now. Leo is just settling in for a long and well deserved nap.

Virgo [8/24-9/23]: It's party time, and that begs the question, do you feel up to it?

Sure you do, if I may so bold as to answer for you. You ought to feel like your ready to go and play.

To be fair, in some branches of Astrology, the Sun is not always regarded as a benefactor. Therefore, the usual caveat apply, especially if your birthday is this week: watch the driving. As responsible as you like to be, maybe you'd better let some othe
Libra [9/24-10/23]: all the odd bits and pieces of celestial gravel that was bothering Virgo last week has decided to come a visit itself upon you.

What this means: look for strangers with gifts, because, you are familiar with the old (clichÚ) expression: never look a gift horse in the mouth.

Scorpio [10/24-11/23]: In days of yore, when magic filled the air, and before radioactivity was invented, Mars ruled Scorpio. Mars has just completed a 22 month long odyssey, out stirring up trouble elsewhere. Right now, though, you are ready for troubl
Sagittarius [11/24-12/21]: But seriously, folks. Really, I mean it. Now, get out of here!

Watch you're backside, too, because there are some vicious Scorpio types loose on the streets right now, and it seems that they all want Sag blood. Go figure Once again, things are moving in a general direction that is good. Hope you like it.

Capricorn [12/22-1/20]: Poor old Capricorn! Remember what last January was like? Does this week feel a little bit like a rerun from then?

Whatever "cosmic lesson" you were supposed to learn then is back, but the lesson is much less sever, and also a lot less painful.

Aquarius [1/21-2/18]: I would heartily recommend that you go outside and do a little victory dance. By now, you feel like the stuff that has been holding you down, is finally past you.

In other words, the pressure is off.

Don't you feel a better?

Pisces [2/19-3/22]: One of the problems that you will be facing in the next week is a feeling, and it's not in your head, that you are slowly building to yet another stand off type of scenario with reality.

Someplace, somewhere, unbeknownst to you, there is a committee deciding your fate.

During the next week, the strongest feeling you will expense is impending doom.

Nothing is actually going to happen, it's just a dreaded feeling of an ill wind blowing your way.