Week of: October 30 - November 5
Aries [3/23-4/20]: Wild weekend ahead! Prepare for some of the finest fishing action you will see in a long time: there will be none of the usual excuses: "should've been here yesterday," or that "was one of the ones that got away." No, your weekend arrives with a rollicking, rock and roll, action-packed adventure, just for you. The slow start has a strong finish and I know that sounds like a wine, but we're talking about a great weekend.
Taurus [4/21-5/22]: You will find that this week brings both good and bad: the good is that you are seen as being very attractive to other people. The problem is that there is a tendency towards over indulgence at a time like this. Decisions, decisions, which way to go? You look really good as far as some people are concerned, and yet, you really just want to go and play to excess. I would try and tend to matters at home, and get around to some business, if you can.
Gemini [5/23-6/21]: This is a good time for some creative, intellectual work (as if there was any other kind of work for a Gemini). It's a good week for thinking things ALL THE WAY THROUGH as opposed to your usual cursory attempt at planning. You need to do more than just scratch the surface, especially during a week like this one.
Cancer [6/22-7/22]: You know, I realize that SHE said she was just going to use your boat to water ski with, but Bubba, a competition Bass Boat is not a real ski boat. I warned you about letting that woman drive you boat. Now what have you got to show for it? Besides, and think about this Bubba, isn't it a little late in the season for people to be skiing?
Leo [7/23-8/23]: You would expect, with all the good energy, and bonus points that you've got going for you that a few, insignificant problems wouldn;'t bother you. Well, you must admit that it was a fine, fine sentiment. The problems? Other people. The solution? Ignore them. You are on the crest of a wave of luck, surf this one out. You should be able to make it all the way to the beach.
Virgo [8/24-9/23]: Hey Virgo, would you like in on a little secret? Sure thing, come on over here: there is nothing going on with you right now. Nothing. Everything in your life, right now, this week, is okay. Come here and let me whisper something in your ear: "IT'S PERFECT, LEAVE IT ALONE!" I hope you got the message. I didn't really mean to yell at you like that, I was desperate to make a point: for one week, maybe only about 3 or 4 days, but for s little while this week, you can give it a rest.
Libra [9/24-10/23]: For some, apparently unknown reason, the world seems a lot less frantic this week. The frenetic energy which has been whipping you forward is gradually dissipating, so you feel much better. A little slowed down, but better, nonetheless. You feel like you've actually, finally accomplished something.
Scorpio [10/24-11/23]: From the emotional roller coaster ride last week to the linear acceleration of rational thought this week, you are sure having some up's, down's and in between's. Brace yourself, because it all isn't quite over. But the end is near. The doomsday book is about to close a Scorpio chapter for a while. Feeling a little better already?
Sagittarius [11/24-12/21]: Luck's a gamble, but trouble's sure, and that's the way you feel right now. Or do you feel lucky? The best of possible news is that the two love planets are going to form a perfect union in your sign, and you can feel this coming on? The bad news? There is none. Just don't blow, like you did last time. You get all of this good luck and beneficial energy lined up and you wind up shooting yourself in the foot. Bubba, last time you bled all over Momma's new shag carpet.
Capricorn [12/22-1/20]: Relationships finally come to the forefront for you Cappy's. Unable to make a decision? You can always consult a good astrologer, I let you know if I ever run across one. Just kidding (Capricorn humor, one would hope). So, it's time to get serious about that relationship. The spelling of the word "relationship" is pretty important right now. You were involved in a "relationship." You are going to be involved in a "Relationship." See the difference? It's that capitol letter thing. So, you're on a roll now, or should that be, on a Roll, now?
Aquarius [1/21-2/18]: There are just s few more instrumental changes in your life which you have obviously been considering. So do it. Now is a good time to get this sort of drastic revision in your life, out of the way. I would never, ever presume to tell and Aquarius what to do, but, the time is ripe for some good and effective behavior modifications. Go for it, and get it done beat the holiday crowds.
Pisces [2/19-3/22]: There are certain astrological phenomena which can cause a severe degree of emotional and physical discomfort. You are experiencing one such event, right now. The good news is that you are Pisces, resilient, pliant, malleable, and, best of all, mutable. So this force being exerted on you may cause some friction, but not all friction is a bad thing. Welcome this with open arms. Trust me. Sure. Would I lie to you?
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