copyright Kramer Wetzel, Austin, Texas

"Astrology is a science in itself and contains an illuminating body of knowledge. It taught me many things, and I am greatly indebted to it. Geophysical evidence reveals the power of the stars and the planets in relation to the terrestrial. In turn, astrology reinforces this power to some extent. This is why astrology is like a life-giving elixir to mankind."
Albert Einstein in COSMIC RELIGION, WITH OTHER OPINION AND APHORISMS
(Covici-Friede, New York; 1931)

If youÍve ever doubted me, then this is the time to take a serious look at what Einstein said about astrology. And, just to make thing perfect for everyone, itÍs Leo time, and that leads into Virgo time, which is all meaning that weÍve got a good wrap on the summer. With both Leo and Virgo energy, August is a good time for a perfect party.

Aries [3/23-4/20]: Whereas last month was a little on the tough side, this month is a little on the easy side because there is a great deal of fire-like energy burning its way through the night sky, or, the day sky, if you will. The month starts out with a long and belated bang, sort of like a delayed reaction to the Fourth of July, and sizzles for quite some time. Just be careful that you donÍt wind up like some Cajun cooking.

Taurus [4/21-5/22]: The long, hot (and very dry) summer is leaving you a bit parched. The prevalent feeling amongst the Taurus clan is one of home improvement because thatÍs all you really feel like doing. Concentrate on projects which keep your hands occupied, and offer a little rest for the mind. ñChop wood, carry waterî has more than a metaphysical meaning for you this month.

Gemini [5/23-6/21]: This is a good month to consolidate your resources„get out of the romance mode, and get into the cleaning house mode. Tend to the home fries, I mean, home fires.

Cancer [6/22-7/22]: Dude! (or Dudette!) „ this is a hot, hot month for that love thing. If itÍs not the wedding thing, then itÍs the ñwe are a committed coupleî thing. Really! And, if you demonstrate normal and typical Cancer qualities which include a certain inability to get close in a romantic relationship, then look for a nice break at work. With Mars, though, be careful with hockey sticks.

Leo [7/23-8/23]: ThereÍs an odd little harmony going on right now, and it has to do with planning a perfect party. ItÍs as if you can imagine the scene in your head, with crystal clear focus, but you canÍt seem to figure out exactly where everything is leading to. Astrologers who talk in riddles are annoying so just get down and celebrate your birthday month with royal style. And, as always, party on!

Virgo [8/24-9/23]: Birthday time begins at the end of this month, so take a lesson from Leo and get started on planning a perfect party because if you donÍt plan it, then no one will. You main ruling planet comes swinging into your sign a little later this month, too, so that adds a little bit of zest to the party theme, plan on some good games like Trivial Pursuits, or some similar game which requires your excellent memory and attention to detail.

Libra [9/24-10/23]: Back to the home front, one more time. questions about domestic tranquility are paramount this month. In fact, you are probably going to get a boatload of unsolicited advice from all manner of friends and associates who all think they know how to better run your own life than you. Offer them a chance to walk a few steps in your shoes, and see if that doesnÍt help to change their tune.

Scorpio [10/24-11/23]: I am much maligned and accused of giving ScorpioÍs too much grief. This month, I donÍt have to do that because two little feminist asteroids, Vesta and Pallas are in Scorpio, and those two bits of stellar gravel will do my job for me. Sort of like getting a pebble in your boot, but being unable to rest long enough to take the boot off.

Sagittarius [11/24-12/21]: As the Archer tries to make his or her way through this month, he or she will feel like the obstacles are just a little too great to overcome. It doesnÍt have to be that way„remember: these are just feelings, and after the last few months, anything has got to feel better. Now, about the party atmosphere all month long„leave the excessive consumption to the Leo types. And leave the cleaning up to the Virgo types. You will find that they are much better suited for this task. Use deep water lures this month.

Capricorn [12/22-1/20]: What kind of car is it? Please send me a picture at FGS World Headquarters. We are doing a photographic study: Capricorns and their cars, so please let me know what it is that youÍve got, wanted to get, or had to sell. Big fins on it? I hope so, it goes with that Cappy sense of style.

Aquarius [1/21-2/18]: I would really consider moving into a travel trailer this month. Lots of activity, and you may feel like you arenÍt getting ahead, but, believe me, you are, my dear Aquarius friend, you are.

Pisces [2/19-3/22]: I just wish you clueless Pisces would leave me alone about the money thing. 1/12 of the population canÍt all win the lottery at the same time, but you guys are all set for that kind of luck. Lots of green stuff, headed your way. You owe me one for this one.