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I’m a writer, and I’m astrologer. That much should be self-evident at this point. The website astrofish.net is my primary business location.
(Like the map says, “YOU ARE HERE.”)
Outbound links sometimes open in a separate window, but in any case, outbound links are not to be construed in any way, shape or fashion as a ringing endorsement. You leave here? You’re on your own.
I “penned” (typed) my first horoscopes in 1987. The horoscopes have been online since 1994, the weekly since 1995, and this web journal, xenon, since 1998. That’s monthly, weekly and daily.
I like to be paid for writing, and as such, the current horoscopes are available by subscription. The complete text for all the books thus far are available, in electronic format, here.
The opinions are my own. Use of this site, and anything that crosses the gateway here, is governed by the rules, regulations, and so on in the fine print (terms of service &c.)
Copyright 2006-2010 by Kramer Wetzel for astrofish.net. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed without prior written consent from the author.
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Seriously, I don’t get paid for my opinions, no one has offered me money to write a review or plug a product. Not that I’m above it, no, not me, just no offers.
I’m always open.
Privacy Policy . . . this site is for information only. Any information you provide this site, like your name, date of birth, time of birth and place of birth, your e-mail address, and so forth is considered strictly confidential and will not be shared with any one, nor will such information be bartered, loaned, given away or otherwise disseminated in any way, shape or form. It is solely for the operator of the website [me].
Astrofish.net will not be responsible for any damage done to your own computer, nor any data that gets corrupted, or if this site causes frogs to rain down from the sky.
Ubiquitous fine print . . . Approved for septic tank use. All astrological information provided is deemed reliable but is not guaranteed. Information on this web site may contain inaccuracies or typographical errors. Information may be changed or updated without notice. Astrofish.net will not share your private information with any company, foreign government, or police agency, even if we are threatened with arrest, torture, or karaoke. This web site does not constitute an offer or contract. Astrofish.net makes no representations whatsoever about other web sites which you may access through this one. Do not copy or reuse these materials without permission. All of the text and graphics on astrofish.net are Copyright ©2006 Kramer Wetzel for astrofish.net. All Rights Reserved. Please do not copy on to disk, redistribute, attach e-mail, or post the graphics or text on any Web page, FTP site, news group, Intranet or mailing list. All “to go” orders subject to a 50 cent upcharge. It is recommended that you read the README file before proceeding. Vehicle is independently owned and operated. Do not use this appliance while sleeping. Remember to upload the files in ASCII. If itching persists, please see your physician. Easy for the novice user. Don’t make any sudden moves and nobody gets hurt. Please take a number. If you find any keys please bring them to the snack bar. Before using, connect and charge the battery. Faculty parking only. No dogs – keep it clean. No snow cones here. Alarm will sound if door is opened. By opening and configuring these horoscopes for your server and application you thereby assume any and all responsibility for the use and outcome of these horoscopes. Turn off cellular phones, pagers and personal electronic devices while fueling. Beware of pickpockets and loose women. Astrofish.net does not serve sandwiches or meals; however, you may bring something to eat.
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