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There are three levels of membership in the site astrofish.net.

The best level — it’s a recurring subscription for 30 days, and PayPal bills every 30 days unless the process is interrupted by the buyer, the subscriber. $2.95, the original price, hasn’t gone up at all. Perfect price because it’s less than ten cents a day. (Best value.)

$2.95. 30 days.


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Next: The simplest and least expensive, it’s an option for less than a dollar.

It’s 99 cents for a 7-day pass. Depends on the transaction time and how the buyer handles the deal, but basically, it’s 7 days access to all the premium content. That’s the column, the video and everything else. Less than a buck.

99 cents. 7 days.


Finally, there’s  yearly subscription price. Just for fun, it’s set up at 366 days, one extra day, $34.99 through PayPal.

One Whole year: $34.99


(Don’t like PayPal? There is another option but it costs more due to the inherent overhead. See details here.)

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